“Do you have the password?” Milk said impatiently.
“Um ... well ... uh ... yeah ... I don’t know. How about ...
3/4 cup butter, softened
2 ½ cup sugar
3 eggs
1 can 15 ounce solid pumpkin
1/2 tablespoon vanilla
2 1/3 cup cake flour”
Preston had always done well in school, and he thought a recipe might appease Milk, because everyone is always looking for a good pumpkin spice cake recipe.
“What? We’re not making a cake here,” Milk said.
Preston then thought back to his family and resorted to what he knew best, “Um ... Surprise!!!!!”
Milk pondered what he was dealing with. “Listen, you’re a sweet cupcake, but we have rules around here, and no one gets in without the password. So, either tell me the password or I’m going to have to send you back to where you came from. Where did you come from?”
The cupcake began to quiver with nervousness.
“Well, I’m from the cupcake container, but I just came from Suga’s place a moment ago and she told me to talk to Broc, because I left my family because I don’t fit in and they threw me a surprise party because it was Thursday and I didn’t want to party and they knew it so I told them I was different and I’m trying to find my true flavor,” Preston explained quickly in a single breath.
“Hold on there, little cake,” Milk interrupted. “If Suga’ sent you, why didn’t you say so? Anyone that’s a friend of Suga’s is a friend of mine, and boy do I have a soft spot for sweets! But next time you need to have the password, little one. It’s ‘Bundt,’ of course, but don’t be telling
anyone,” he said as he held the door open for Preston.
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